"Alright, let's do this y'all.
My name is Seaweed
and I'm the freshest of otters.
There's no one better than me
when it comes to being a blogger.
I bench three hundred and three,
don't even need a spotter.
I move so magically,
not talking Harry Potter.
Yeah, I'm a sight to see,
I'm getting hotter and hotter.
Don't like the way I speak?
I'll blow you out of the water!"
"Alright, I think we've heard enough. Come on out of the studio now."
"So, how did I do?"
"...Listen, Seaweed was it? I feel like you have the passion for music, and your rap was alright, but I don't think you're quite what we're looking for."
"I don't understand. The ad required someone between the ages of 8 and 14 who can act and sing and I feel I meet those requirements."
"The thing is, this is for a Kidz Bop commercial."
"...So?"
"We were kind of looking for human kids, not otters."
"Oh..."
Khanty, this made me laugh so much. :) I like what you've done with Seaweed. I hope you like blogging about her, haha. I just love how unique you make her.
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