Trinket 3, Day 3 - Documentary: Plastic Ball Edition

Today marks the beginning of Plastic Ball Awareness Month, or P-BAM. We will celebrate this day with the examination of an actual plastic ball in its natural environment. Imagine the plastic ball of the white variety, also known as plastique whiticus, in the gentle forest. Though small in stature, the plastic ball can be very deadly. It appears to be scavenging for the winter, when all of a sudden the natural predator of the plastic ball pounces. It is of course the 3 iron, or ironius ter. It prepares to swing at the plastic ball, but the plastic ball has a unique defensive maneuver. The plastic ball crouches and uses its many holes to produce a high frequency sound wave that stuns the 3 iron in its tracks. The plastic ball uses this opportunity to force the sound wave through a single hole, causing said hole to expand one hundred times its size. The plastic ball engulfs the stunned 3 iron and sends it spiraling into an eternal abyss of oblivion. The plastic ball then resumes its search for food and continues its role in nature.